Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Things that Baffle me.

  • Having to pay to recyle.
  • Girls who put lipstick on right before they go to dinner.
  • Calling 3 running plays up the middle of the field when they didn't work the first 2 times.
  • Why the dentist office is booked between now and my 25th birthday.
  • Why I haven't been to the dentist in 2 years....
  • What the heck happened to crispy m&m's??
  • Candles that smell like poison ivy and mosquito spray.
  • Why I have to choose between getting eaten alive by mosquitoes or having my face eaten off by the cancer in mosquito spray.
  • Why Gatorade didn't stop making flavors after Blue Frost because let's be honest...it can never get better than that.
  • Why in the world you cannot get 100 Grand bars anywhere in Des Moines.
  • Why flossing is supposed to be done on the daily...who has time for that nonsense?!
  • Sarah Palin.
  • People who take the elevator up to the 2nd floor of the fitness center to work out.  Umm. Whaaat.
  • People who don't turn right on red.
  • People who use the left lane while they are driving -5 mph.
  • Why Darby feels the need to go to the bathroom in the most public places.  It's so embarassing.
  • Why Darby feels the need to run through the piles of leaves just raked by the lawn guys.  Also embarassing.
  • People who ride bikes without any tension on there.  You look like you're going nowhere, just FYI.

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